With today’s more open and “honest” society, the Average Guy dates just about every type of girl out there before he finds “The One.” The lucky few finally get it right. But, not before going through the living hell of looking for “Mrs. Right” who, in the end, is really no different than the Average Girl, looking for the same thing. You know the type…
The Girl Next Door
Literally. You know the type: First kiss. First date. First trip to third base. Until she figures out, you are definitely not ‘The One’ for her. Next!
You know the type: Daddy always has her back (especially when YOU’RE around) and he was really her first “Crush.” Truth be told, you’re probably a lot more like him then you think. Next!
You know the type: Not HER mom. Yours. Mom is nuts about her and keeps talking her up whenever she has the chance. If only she knew… Next!
The Straight A Student
You know the type: Nose always in a book. Prim and proper. And totally focused on her dream of becoming a Gynecologist. Wait. What? Next!
The Party Girl
You know the type: Fun for a while. Lots of hot friends. Lots of great sex. Until you go broke painting the town. Then it’s her turn to say, “Next!”
The Jealous Type
You know the type: Always calling, texting, Facetiming and, finally, peeking into your bedroom window as you put the moves on The Nervous Nelly. Next!
The Nervous Nelly
You know the type: Afraid of getting hurt. Thinks you’re just “using” her for sex. Always asking if you really love her. Terrified of losing you. Until the hunky fireman sweeps her up after she accidentally dials 911. Next!
You know the type: Knows every hot girl in the neighborhood. Hates them all. Constantly “working on her blog.” Scores a Reality TV show and drops you faster than Obama’s promises after Election Day. Next!
The Fashion Queen
You know the type: Obsessed with her looks. Always taking you shopping. Never seen without her makeup on. And constantly asking you if you REALLY think she’s pretty. Until you lose her to a gay guy she just KNOWS she can convert. Or, at least go shopping with. Next!
The Drama Queen
You know the type: Interesting at first. Pretty enough for you to care about her “problems.” Until you spot the open case of pregnancy tests behind the sheets in the linen closet. Next!
The Beauty Queen
You know the type: A perfect 9 (close enough.) Definitely “The One” who can’t stop thinking about… herself. Next!
You know the type: Perfect in every way. Beautiful. Attentive. A Saint in bed and a Demon in the kitchen. Where, after a year of marriage, you swear you can actually hear her putting on the pounds. And, in the end, “The One” you wish had actually gotten away…